Fun Game 17

all dressed like horn-blowers

Riding on lawn mowers

crushing all corn borers

listening to loud snorers




( Ms Jackie, did you forget to transfer the rules of Fun Game? )

Twisting on every corner

listening to Chubby Checker

Note: Yes, Gene, I did forget to mention the rules of the game. Here they are now:

Please remember:
The aim of the game is to create a story - we originally started with "The woodsman did ...".
It can but it doesn't have to rhyme.

But ...
You can only post 4 words per comment, and you have to wait until someone else posts before you can post again.
(Please no images ... they make the thread very slow ... Thanks)

These are the original rules, and we hope that every respects them.....the occasional transgression will be forgiven! The idea is to have fun with this game.

imitating Woody Wood Pecker

grunting like Boris Becker

While calling a wrecker

Woodsman had Wood-Pecker !

looking like Hannibal Lector

He's in a secure sector

A culinary specter

With an armoured protector

named: Inspector Hector Wechter

with his metal detector

He's digging for nectar

He faced a conscientious objector

who was the director

Cowardly director a Defector

and bad-image deflector

Needs new image projector

The Woodsman ax inspector

Called in the tax-collector

the world is hurting

so... let joy be asserting

Fun Game they're deserting.

But now it's reviving

Amazing it's surviving

New blood is pumping

kick-starting new heart thumping

Before long be sleeping

as blood is seeping.

Summer flowers are blooming

Giant bugs are looming

Bites resulting in itching

Giant Bites, everyone's assuming (before Vanaja's post)

and Everyone is bitching.(after Vanaja's post)

the repellant I'm switching

Current brand you’re ditching

Sales will be diving

new brand you're enriching

Truth you are telling!

You’re not selling!

Your sad tale's compelling

The story’s gelling

It's true...no kidding

Who’ll start the bidding?

the story is melting!

Time to change plot

Weather is rather hot

Watch the bot!